Kristina Hansen's Political Questions

Question 1

If politicians make promises during their campaigns to get elected, can we pass a law that will either fine them say, 12 months pay or jail time if they fail to honour their promises by they time they leave office?

Question 2

Now that NASA is making trips to the moon again, when will I be able to purchase my condo there? Since the moon isn't a US state - or even part of our nation - will I lose my citizenship when I move?

Question 3

Reguarding your stance on illigal emmigration, if the Martian ~~who has been living in my basement~~ I heard about on the tv were to get caught by the Department of Immigration, would he be deported?

Question 4

Can we convert our current democratic process to a monarcy? I want President Obama to be able to be called King Obama!

Question 5

As I am sure you are aware web standards are a mess, is there any way to santion Microsoft in order to force compliance?

Question 6

Do zombies deserve health care?

Question 7

Can we change "In God We Trust" on our currency to "For Narnia"?